When I got back, I very subtly pointed out to my teammates and said I think someone spilled their water there but i’m sure they were suspicious. Literally mid-pee they are like calling my name saying Im up to bat and my teammates are coming to look for me. I didn’t even drop my pants or anything, I just stood there and peed. I didn’t see any porta potty near me and I knew I didn’t have time to use one so i just peed in the dugout. I was next to bat and it occured to me that I wouldn’t even be able to run the bases. Like it came to the point where it was hard to walk without peeing myself. One time I was at a softball game and I really had to pee. Now maybe he was trying to be funny but 5 year old me was all business and slapped the kid hard across the face. This one kid comes over and decides to knock it all down and laugh in my face. I was in preschool and very proud of my building structure I had made during playtime. All I remember thinking was “oh my word so many freckles!” 9 year old me was very scarred. She didn’t think to put one on and she sprinted over naked from the waist up and lifted me. That is all well and good but she had been sunbathing on her stomach with no bikini top on. I was having some trouble getting up and this one lady apparently thought I was in danger so she decided to come and lift me up off the sand. Before I knew it, a huge wave came and knocked me to the ground. I was age 9 and frolicking around in the waves on our family vacation. When I reached the end of the staircase I couldn’t hold it anymore so I peed myself right there in the bottom of the staircase. The entire way down i had to pee but I thought I would be able to wait till I reached the lobby. I was forced to walk down 51 stories of stairs. I found out the hard way that the particular one I choose locked you inside until you reached the first floor. I needed to go down two floors so I decided it would be easier to take the stairs. There are stairwells on the opposite corners of every floor. I was working downtown in the UPMC building, formerly known as the USX tower, on the 51st floor. Long story short I ended up getting 4 staples in my head. He calmly told me that my head was bleeding. I then heard a loud “thunk.” I let out a scream and my brother unzipped the hamper. They continued to roll me around the house and into the kitchen. They turned is on its side they began to roll me across the family room floor. They forced me into the hamper and zipped me. Being the middle child my older and younger had always teamed up against me. My siblings and I were inside exploring the popup hamper my mom had recently bought. I was in fifth grade and my parents were outside doing some yard work. I’m pretty sure the distraction didn’t work. I farted around 5 more times all the while zipping and unzipping my backpack to try and cover it up. But that was not the only fart I had in me. So I zipped up my backpack to make it sound like that was the sound. All of a sudden I let out a loud fart and everyone looked at me. I was at my after school activity and I was sitting on the ground with a bunch of kid’s moms sitting in chairs around me. Without thinking I yelled out,”It’s going well!” At a faraway table I heard a waiter asking how their meal was going. Running down a hill with your two feet stuck together doesn’t work too well so I found myself airborne, flying over my astounded dog and landing right smack in the middle of all the poop. I started screaming as I stumble to keep up with her, but alas two clips on my boots stuck together and suddenly my feet were cuffed. It turns out my dog was pretty urgent and started racing down our steep hill to the woods. I definitely didn’t want to walk into her poop area and risk stepping on anything so I put on big clunky winter boots for some protection. I was doing my daily routine of taking my dog into the woods to do her business. A few brave souls have lived to tell their juiciest and most embarrassing, brief moments of humor. Luckily for us these instances are hilariously funny and can be used in good humor.įollowing are some of the most embarrassing stories from the students and teachers here at NAI. It can happen in one second or over a period of time but even the smallest amount is enough to turn your cheeks red. Everyone has those times in life where they wish people didn’t see.
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